THE DEPARTMENT OF ROCKis a secret organization that monitors, supports, and defends your right to party. This organization was created under a presidential directive to police and monitor all partying rights. The Department of Rock’s ultimate mission is to protect and defend the nation from sub-standard rock. The Department of Rock will not rest until they have reshaped the world in their own image.
When your party needs to rock, we’ll be there!…..When your party needs to roll, we’ll be there!
When your party needs defending, we’ll be there!…..We are The Department of Rock.
By day, these seven agents run The Department of Rock. By night, they defend your right to party with
extraordinary abilities, you will rock out hard to the best rock & pop dance music of the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, and today.
The Department of Rockperforms the hits of the past and current rock & pop dance hits and so much more….
The Department of Rock and its agents have performed, recorded, and worked with some of the
greatest national & international producers, recording artist, and pro-audio companies in the world.
The Department of Rockconsists of, knowledgeable rock & pop experts who will make your event a complete
success. The Department of Rock agents have performed at a variety of spectacular events and have
toured across the United States, Canada, Europe, and the Pacific Rim.
The Department of Rock was successful in coordinating resistance against the disco invasion of
1978. Their “Death to Disco” T-Shirts were widely distributed by mission operatives at rock shows
& parties across the nation while covert agents posing as writers for Rolling Stones Magazine
fought the battle for humanity to rock and party harder.
THE DEPARTMENT OF ROCK PERSONNEL
Agent “Thor” Chaz Ross
Department Chief / Director of Mission
Operations; Thunderous, powerful, Lead
Singer, and Keyboard player.
Agent “Rumble” Randy Adams
Director of Covert Operations; Earth shattering
Bass Guitar player, and Background Singer.
Agent “Stix”Skyler Ross
Mission Operations Demolition Expert;
Ear pounding Percussion player,
Background, and Lead Singer.
Agent “Shred”Bill Ireton
Mission Operations Weapons Expert;
Electrifying Lead/Rhythm Guitar player and
Background Singer.
Agent “Pyro”Jason Heninger
Mission Operations Pyromaniac Expert;
Explosive Lead/Rhythm Guitar player and
Background Singer.
Agent “Lungs” Karen “KK” Ross
Mission Ops Covert Operations Lead
Undercover Expert: Lead Singer, Background Singer
Agent “Storm” Yvette Pylant
Mission Ops Covert Operations Lead
Undercover Expert: Lead Singer, Background Singer
“Defending Your Right to Party”
Spread the word and join the force!